Covers, 2

Back to Vanora Bennett in our discussion of the differences between covers geared for different markets.

The first book of hers I read was Figures in Silk; I took it out from the library, but I first saw the book with the (hard)cover at left: clearly historical fiction, but the image doesn't "read" trashy to me.  I do not think I would have noted down the title, and then looked it up, if I had seen the paperback cover,  below, or the British cover (with cheesier title, Queen of Silks).  And why?  Bosoms.  A low-cut bodice is a beautiful thing - of all people, I am the last to deny that - but it has nothing to do with the quality of the book, and I really am pretty sure there is some kind of mathematical relationship, where the more cleavage is showing on the outside of the book, the less brains will be evident on the inside - this is, of course, clearly different from real life, and real women. 

Viva la cleava!

I suppose rather than complaining, I should take a lesson, that just because I might be a little embarassed to take a book up to the register, it doesn't mean it's not a good book.

And maybe I should just get the hell over myself, since I suppose this could all be some sort of intellectual snobbery on my part.  I mean, I am sure I have enjoyed some of those books by that lady, that they made a movie of, the Tudor escapades...lalala, can't think of her name now...Philipa Gregory!  Anyways.  Trashtastic covers, yeah, but a) doesn't mean they're trash books, and b) maybe even the fact I am calling them trashtastic is just me being super judgy, which is not cool.  But...in argument FOR judging, tell me I'm wrong:

Do these look like the same book at all???  I saw the cover on the left, and grabbed for it, before I even recognized the name/subject.  The cover on the right, okay, not too showy, but still - would have maybe been something I picked up for a plane ride, MAYBE, but it would have been something I casually flipped over, in passing, along with lots of other stuff, versus catching my eye & making me take note.  And, okay, yes, this is SO shallow, but if one is going to spill out of my bag at work, which one do I want my Pulitzer-Prize-winning historian boss to see?  Yep.  Ha - speaking of that, I saw this thing online, book covers that say "War & Peace," etc., in big type (obv fake) for your pink-covered books on the subway.  Cute.